一首仿照莎士比亚风格的十四行诗

10 Things I Hate About You
　　
　　I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
　　I hate the way you drive my car.
　　I hate it when you stare.
　　I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
　　I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
　　I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
　　I hate it when you lie.
　　I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
　　I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
　　But mostly
　　I hate the way I don't hate you.
　　Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
　　
　　译文：

 
　　我恨你对我谈话的方式，也恨你的发型，
　　我恨你开我车的方式，也恨你的凝视，
　　我恨你笨重的陆战靴，恨你猜透我的心思，
　　我恨你恨到恶心，恨你恨到压韵，
　　我恨你总是对的，我恨你总是撒谎！
　　我恨你逗我笑，更恨你惹我哭，
　　我恨你不在身边，也不来一个电话，
　　但最恨的是，我无法恨你，一点也不恨，根本不恨。